Why Do All Cars Look the Same?

Why does every car look the same? The new Chevy Blazer for example is a shell of its former self, not unlike many of its drivers. Gone are the rugged, edgier albeit less safe Blazers of the 80s, replaced by glorified soccer mom minivans. They tell you it’s a Sport Utility Vehicle, but it’s been neutered.

Safety regulations mean the windows have gotten smaller. Pedestrian regulations mean less aggressive front ends. And as gas prices have gotten higher, automakers pursue the most aerodynamic designs possible. All of this leads to multiple different companies creating near identical designs.

We used to fight in schoolyards when we had disagreements. Now it’s a national incident to eat a pop tart into the shape of a gun. Everyone is walking on egg shells and quick to get upset over “problematic” language.

Cars used to have character, unique designs and this was a reflection on people who were less conservative and more debonaire.

Most men who drive these minivans in disguise are equally softened, compromised and less aggressive. HR indoctrination has men working silently in fear of committing some vague form of sexual harassment. If you’re attractive, you get a free pass. If you’re fat and awkward, then you better not even make eye contact for too long! Netflix has a rule banning “prolonged eye contact” of more than 3 seconds. Clown world.

Men used to drink whisky on the rocks, but now they sip on White Claws and Seltzer Beers. Even the XFL athletes chug Bud Light Seltzers in the locker rooms after a win. This “extreme” league is also a softened up more palatable version of its original edition to make it more advertiser friendly. But at least the football is much better.

Modern cars looking identical, softer and safer are a reflection of a culture full of irrational fears and irrational problems. Xxxx-phobia plagues social media in its many ridiculous forms. Look online and there is no shortage of east coast journalists flexing their worthless degrees to bash old school men all in the name of endless progressiveness.

The problem is they keep moving the goalposts. This race to be the most woke, most progressive is a sign of a world manufacturing problems to bring some sense of meaning in their childless lives.

At some people the silent man Jiří RT needs to step up and call Bullshit! If not, they’ll keep taking one inch at a time. Tolerance is one thing, but demanding we not dead name trans people or use the preferred pronouns is a bridge to far. I don’t give a fuck about your pronouns you narcissists.